Quotations used by Jamie and Paul Buchman

Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser have an excellent collection of quotes used by them in the hit show Mad About You. Here is a list of some of the best and some of the not so much ones!! Most of the quotes are from Jamie and Paul, because they are the main characters. They spend most of the air time on Mad About You and as well, they tend to produce excellent lines that Jason and I tend to recite to each other!!



  • "Not so Much!" Paul Buchman
  • "Honey, I want a divorce." Jamie Buchman
  • "This is what I'm saying." Paul Buchman
  • "Don't tell me! *I* told you" Jamie Buchman
  • "Of course I like the boom, guys always want the boom! We only made up the bing and the bang just to get the boom!" Paul Buchman
  • "Let it go!" Paul Buchman
  • "Oh, stop it!" Paul Buchman
  • "Never going to happen, my friend!" Paul Buchman
  • "Shut-up, just shut-up!" Jamie Buchman
  • "Excuse me?" Jamie Buchman
  • "Oh-my-god!" Jamie Buchman
  • "Ooookay!" Jamie Buchman
  • "Go do what you have to do." Jamie Buchman
  • "I thought we discussed this." Jamie Buchman
  • "Clamenza!" Paul Buchman
  • "Alrightey!" Jamie Buchman
  • "Let It Go!" Paul Buchman
  • "Guys! It happens!" Paul Buchman
  • "Nectarine!" Paul Buchman
  • "You get the gist" Paul Buchman
  • "Ech! Ech! Ech!" Paul Buchman
  • "How?" Paul Buchman
  • "How could I know!" Paul Buchman
  • "It's a fact!" Paul Buchman
  • "What does this say?" Paul Buchman
  • "It's Special K time!" Paul Buchman
  • (Paul to Murray) "Would you ever drive down a street named Avenue of the Immigrants. Of course not, you don't have a car." Paul Buchman

  • "Find em, keep em and make em yours" Paul Buchman
  • "It's like talking to a gland in here!" Paul Buchman
  • "Perfectly good wife and I snapped her like a twig" Paul Buchman
  • "Your down here all day what do you do?" Jamie Buchman
  • "No you shant you British freak" Jamie Buchman
  • "There really is a mouse." Jamie Buchman
  • "Princess Lisa, the most beautiful of Stemple girls in the entire world." Jamie Buchman
  • "Be Prepared" Paul Buchman's Motto
  • "Never marry anyone more neurotic than yourself" Jamie Buchman's Motto
  • "I'll stop!" Paul Buchman
  • "You're not whoosy, it's the way you are." Jamie Buchman
  • "Go with that!' Paul Buchman
  • "No life, no work, never sleep, never go home, teeth falling out" Sid Novak
  • "What do you mean?" Paul Buchman
  • "THANKS!!" Paul Buchman
  • "You're a little, little man." Jamie Buchman
  • "Great ..love it, its perfect wouldn't change a thing!" Paul Buchman
  • "The grass on other people's mothers is always greener! Paul Buchman
  • "It happens!" Paul Buchamn